Skype-tastic

Well, my girlfriend Sue has gone to Oz for an eight or nine month work / travel jaunt. We've just had our first communication via Skype since she left, and I'd just like to report: Jesus Christ on a bike, in a bun. How amazing is the internet? Very, very bloody amazing. Amazing to the power of 'f*cking hell, it's amazing'. Somehow - Gawd knows how - the video was of considerably better quality than usual. Her speech and video were perfectly syncronised and - unlike the UK to UK comms that I've done - the frame rate was quick enough for it to feel like actually seeing her. And she's... on... the... OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD! YAAAAH! A-fooking-mazing. Most phone companies cannot be happy about this. I wonder whether it can last: there must be swarms of sleepless lawyers employed by great corporate behemoths convincing governments of its anti-competitive nature as we speak.

It was very, very hard not to think I was being duped and, in fact, she was in a studio somewhere with enormously bright lights simulating the warm afternoon sunshine. Viscerally, it's very much every cliche about globalisation shrinking the world. That vast distance - pretty much as distant as its possible to get without starting to get closer again - reduced to nothing. The two of us sat on different beds... oh, well, I could witter on about how amazing this is for some time, I think, but the point's made. Which was, just to re-emphasise, AAAAAAAAAA! FECKING BOLLOCKING WOW ON A STICK! YAAAAARGH!

I'll stop now.

Reading between the lines

You know Dan, I do enjoy reading your posts, but sometimes they are infuriating when you don't explicitly relay your standpoint on things. It can be hard work when I have to infer your implied meaning all the time.

Do you, or do you not like Skype?

Oh dear

For a man that has dabbled in the technological world since the year dot, you really are a little dizzy. We have recently found a planet with water on it, capabale of sustaining life of some form, millions of light years away, and you're amazed because your girlfriend's mouth was moving at the same time the words were coming out?! In Australia?! Dear God, Daniel. *banging head repeatedly on desk.

Planets

I wouldn't believe everything the astronomers tell you, It is pretty clever, but the 'sustain some form of life' is either a very tenuous assumption (taking a strong view of the conditions needed to sustain life, given that the estimated temperature range doesn't contain atmospheric composition data) or one that could be amde about all sorts of objects (given weak assumptions about what is needed to sustain life. Anyway, for Sue's mouth to move at the same time as words come out is a great achievement, if we can now harness the brain to the system in real time we could have a virtuous triangle of synchronicity.

On a more important note, are you sure that this blog is still covered in bees, giving that ALL THE BEES ARE DISAPPEARING! Seriously, its the beginning of the end, its like the dolphins in H2G2, the end of the world is night and the bees are jumping ship. They're going from America, Europe, now Taiwan. I'm terrified.

PS. a far more interesting paper in Astronomy and Astrophysics can be found by going to forthcoming on their website and searching for the word Malins.

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