Well, my girlfriend Sue has gone to Oz for an eight or nine month work / travel jaunt. We've just had our first communication via Skype since she left, and I'd just like to report: Jesus Christ on a bike, in a bun. How amazing is the internet? Very, very bloody amazing. Amazing to the power of 'f*cking hell, it's amazing'. Somehow - Gawd knows how - the video was of considerably better quality than usual. Her speech and video were perfectly syncronised and - unlike the UK to UK comms that I've done - the frame rate was quick enough for it to feel like actually seeing her. And she's... on... the... OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD! YAAAAH! A-fooking-mazing. Most phone companies cannot be happy about this. I wonder whether it can last: there must be swarms of sleepless lawyers employed by great corporate behemoths convincing governments of its anti-competitive nature as we speak.
It was very, very hard not to think I was being duped and, in fact, she was in a studio somewhere with enormously bright lights simulating the warm afternoon sunshine. Viscerally, it's very much every cliche about globalisation shrinking the world. That vast distance - pretty much as distant as its possible to get without starting to get closer again - reduced to nothing. The two of us sat on different beds... oh, well, I could witter on about how amazing this is for some time, I think, but the point's made. Which was, just to re-emphasise, AAAAAAAAAA! FECKING BOLLOCKING WOW ON A STICK! YAAAAARGH!
I'll stop now.
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