Vic told me something highly amusing this evening; I think it probably needs recording on a server somewhere. Thus:

She went to see X men 3 this week (as I did last week.) So did one of her friends from work - who's a transexual. She used to be a man. She went with a couple of her transexual friends.

Apparently, the friends in quesion got about half way through the film before one of them realised, and had to tell the rest:

"Hey! We're three ex-men watching X-men 3!"

Awesome.